All of the awards

All of the awards


or maybe I’ll tape a bunch of keys on my shirt, then paint them black.

I’LL BE THE BLACK KEYS. GET IT?!


or I might just be Tom Cruise in Risky Business 

plus I get to enter every room like this


Halloween Costume blue dress jacket sunglasses candy cigarettes can’t wait to tell everyone they’re the worst thing that ever happened to me.

Halloween Costume

can’t wait to tell everyone they’re the worst thing that ever happened to me.


new halloween costume idea 

hash-slinging slasher?

whatever. it’s simple. all i need is a spatula for a hand.


Halloween Costumes