I will not fail you rainbow chicken

I'm Ang.
I thoroughly enjoy
-poop jokes
-NBC Thursdays
-puppies dressed as cats
-pretending i have superpowers when i have a weird-looking bugbite
-puns
-rube goldberg machines
-your mom
end of list

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flavorpill:

Our favorite Halloween costume from Gawker. 

All of the awards

gwennnnnnn<3

or I might just be Tom Cruise in Risky Business 

• ray bans
• button up shirt
• socks

plus I get to enter every room like this

new halloween costume idea 

hash-slinging slasher?

whatever. it’s simple. all i need is a spatula for a hand.

BUT TONIGHT’S TUESDAY NIGHT.

fuckyeahhalloweencostumes:

This is hilarious but sad.

Halloween Costumes 

mutantnotgay:

miss-magnolia:

avintageaftershock:

mamagrubbs

ARE YOU SERIOUS

WHERE DO I BUY THESE THINGS?

happy halloween everybody!

cannot wait to do this to my future children.

solid excuse.